Step 1: See something you disagree with –

Oh I do not agree with that!

Step 2: Make it known that you disagree with the thing. Be sure to throw some profanity in there. Let’s them know you’re up for a fight –

Step 3: Get a response and attack back with numbers and links!

Fun fact: If you're chatting online with me you can tell how drunk I am by how smart I'm trying to sound. The drunker I am, the smarter I try to sound.

Step 4: That last step seemed a little impersonal? Throw in a couple more comments as a “fuck you”. Doesn’t matter if they haven’t commented back yet. In fact, commenting multiple times in a row uninterrupted scores you extra points.

getting druuuunnnk noooooowwww!

Step 5: Drum up some support from your like minded friends on your own wall.

Drinking, facebook drama and a mention of Dr. Who? Now I've got my friends listening.

Step 6: Inadvertently piss off the wife.

No I didn't... but I... what I mean is...

Step 7: A new contender! So many words! Fight back, damnit!

so damn druuuunnnnk noooooowwwww

Step 8: More words!

My last comment got cut off by the screen cap but does it really matter? Do you really need to see what I said?

Step 9: Realize What you’re doing.

SOMEBODY HELP ME.

Step 10: Pass out. Wake up the next morning. Realize the other guy posted two huge comments in response to your last thing. Ignore it.

It’s that simple!