How to Have a Drunken Facebook Political Agrument.

Step 1: See something you disagree with –

Oh I do not agree with that!




Step 2: Make it known that you disagree with the thing. Be sure to throw some profanity in there. Let’s them know you’re up for a fight –




Step 3: Get a response and attack back with numbers and links!

Fun fact: If you're chatting online with me you can tell how drunk I am by how smart I'm trying to sound. The drunker I am, the smarter I try to sound.




Step 4: That last step seemed a little impersonal? Throw in a couple more comments as a “fuck you”. Doesn’t matter if they haven’t commented back yet. In fact, commenting multiple times in a row uninterrupted scores you extra points.

getting druuuunnnk noooooowwww!




Step 5: Drum up some support from your like minded friends on your own wall.

Drinking, facebook drama and a mention of Dr. Who? Now I've got my friends listening.




Step 6: Inadvertently piss off the wife.

No I didn't... but I... what I mean is...




Step 7: A new contender! So many words! Fight back, damnit!

so damn druuuunnnnk noooooowwwww




Step 8: More words!

My last comment got cut off by the screen cap but does it really matter? Do you really need to see what I said?




Step 9: Realize What you’re doing.

SOMEBODY HELP ME.




Step 10: Pass out. Wake up the next morning. Realize the other guy posted two huge comments in response to your last thing. Ignore it.


It’s that simple!

5 thoughts on “How to Have a Drunken Facebook Political Agrument.

  1. I heartily approve of your mixed tactics of slamming these stupid fucks with facts while also swearing a blue streak to let them know that you’re right there ready to go three rounds in the mud with them. What pisses me off about these selfish ignorant fucks is that they’re muddy peasants like you and I but they figure if they fling enough pigshit at their neighbors someday they’ll be invited to sit at the Round Table with the knights.

    If we could educate people about what it means to be a Class Traitor – like condemning your own children to a more hopeless life than you had because you were too stupid to realize the game is rigged – then maybe we could shake off the OnePercenters’ propaganda designed to keep us all fighting each other rather while they rob us blind.

    But of course you can’t talk in terms of class because the 1% has demonized anything that smacks of Socialism or even Democracy.

  2. The most awesome part of this post is the ad for ‘lumosity – Reclaim Your Brain’ at the bottom of the page.

    Also, if you really want to have fun, wait a few days, get drunk again then reply to that guy’s two comments with extensive notes and links to autism websites.

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