Yesterday I sent a barrage of texts to my sister yesterday trying to get her and her friends out to a show I was in because I got a cut of the door and I’m broke. Since I just learned how to take screengrabs with my phone I can post them on here like I’m some fancy pants flavor of the week tumblr! Here you go –

I then told her that the only birthday present I wanted was her attendance at my birthday roast at the Comedy Corner Underground. That and maybe a $3 Subway gift card. Subway mailed me a $2 gift card and I can’t get a sandwich with just $2.