I got a friend request on facebook today from a girl. She’s hot, lists her interests as “partying” and “working out” and only has 13 friends. Honestly, it’s like the spambots aren’t even trying anymore.
Friend me so I can tag you when I post links to viruses and porn tee hee!
There’s just something so impersonal about a spambot. If you’re going to try to scam me or infect my computer I’d like a little human interaction. Call me old fashioned but I miss the days when you could have a real live person look you in the eyes while he swindled you for everything you were worth.
If I seem a little passionate about the subject it’s because I had a scammer contact me on facebook. Not a bot but an actual person who talked with me as he or she tried to get $6,000 from me. What we had was real. Her name was Laura Jones and we had a back and forth via facebook messaging. Here’s our story.
Laura Jones
hello
pls am laura by name you may not know me befor am single and pls am hee for your help am in need of $6000 for operation i got accident and i have been looking for whome for help me but no one thats why am sending you this message now but i will eb very happy if you can help me out with any amount you think you can pls
Bill Young
Wow. I’m really sorry and I’d be glad to help out but I can only spare about $2000 right now. What is the operation for?
Laura Jones
am having problem with my heart thats why pls any amount you think you can offer me pls GOD will be with you no amount is much and no one is small pls
Bill Young
Well I’d love to help you out but there’s one problem. I’m a satanist and I can’t help out anyone that doesn’t share my faith. Would you accept the dark lord into your heart?
Laura Jones
well is thats the way for you to help me am ready ok …………pls am ready ok and am doing all with my faith of satanist
well is thats the way for you to help me am ready ok …………pls am ready ok and am doing all with my faith of satanist
pls am ready to any thing you want pls help me out pls with any amount you are having pls
Bill Young
Great! I’m so glad you decided to come into the fold. It will take a little more commitment than just saying you’re a Satanist, though. You’re going to have to prove your faith to the Prince of Lies. I know you need this operation soon so I’ll just need you to do two things before I send you the money.
1. Tattoo the mark of the beast (666) somewhere on your body. Doesn’t matter where (I have it on my lower back) but it needs to be at least two inches tall.
2. A lock of hair from somebody has wronged you. This will be used in your first revenge ritual. It’s really fun.
Just take care of those things and I can get you the money. I checked with my bank and I should be able to swing about $3000.
Laura Jones
ok well how do i do all this things now pls tell me pls am in pain pls
Bill Young
Tell you what, we can go through the initiation together and then I can give you the money. Where are you located?
Laura Jones
am in nigerian hospital now where am being given treatment ok
That was the last I heard of her. The account was deleted. Somebody must have reported her.
Goodbye, Laura Jones of Nigeria. I’ll never forget what you said to me. “no amount is much and no one is small pls.”