I can still wear some of my clothes from high school. Us rail thin people have it pretty easy in some respects… Like not having to shop for clothes all the time. I mean they fit a little different now. The words that used to run nipple to nipple across my chest now run along the tops of my boobs.

Gravity’s a bitch.

But there is one old man that’s not going to let his age keep him out of teenage clothes. Specifically his granddaughter’s teen clothes. You know, it really sounds gross when I say it like that. Eeeew! Old man wears his granddaughter’s clothes. Like he’s some kind of fetishist or something.

Look, not every old man from Asia wearing teen girl clothes is a fetishist. Way to stereotype. Asshole.

Anyway, Liu Xianping from China has been modeling clothes designed for teen girls in his granddaughter’s shop. And he has been WORKING it.

The store is owned by 5 young ladies, one of whom (Ms Lv) is the granddaughter of the classy cross-dressing grandpa.

When Grandpa was helping unpack the boxes with his granddaughter, he started to mix and match different outfits together. They were having so much fun that they decided to shoot some pictures.

And a picture is worth a thousand… dollars? Since Xianping has started modeling the clothes, sales have gone up FIVE TIMES. That’s not hits to the online store. That is actual money sales.

But I mean, with legs like that, can you blame them?