Supreme Court Strikes Down (most of) Arizona Immigration Law





In a 5-3 decision, the US Supreme Court struck down most provisions of Arizona’s SB1070 “Fuck the Mexicans” law. While they upheld one of the most controversial provisions which lets police check a person’s immigration status while enforcing other laws if “reasonable suspicion” exists that the person is in the United States illegally, many of the provisions of the bill were gutted. Here’s just a few of the measures that were taken out in the ruling.


Sec. 4-A: If suspect is of Latino descent, officers may state “You ain’t from around here, are ya?” in leiu of Miranda reading.


Sec. 7-C: Police may pull any driver over who has a novelty “La Cucaracha” car horn.


Sec. 2-D: Citizens may shoot any Illegal Alien working at a job the citizen would like.


Sec. 5 K-L: $200,000 in taxpayer funds to be allocated for the construction of a giant catapult pointing towards the Mexican border. The catapult will be constructed by illegal aliens who, upon completion, will be loaded into the catapult and fired towards Mexico.


Sec. 1-E: Any employer who has illegal aliens in his/her employ does not have to pay them.


Sec. 1-A: The pejoratives “spic”, “wetback”, “cholo” and “beaner” are no longer recognized as hate speech.


Sec. 3-F: Any “anchor babies” (children of illegal aliens born in the U.S.) who’s parents have been deported will be taken to special education camps, brainwashed and trained to be emotionless, illegal alien killing machines.


For more information on Arizona’s SB1070 law, ask a stupid person wearing an American Flag T-Shirt.

3 thoughts on “Supreme Court Strikes Down (most of) Arizona Immigration Law

  1. Deport all illegal immigrants NOW. It is smart and fair.

    All government agencies should be made responsible for finding and detaining illegal immigrants. Failure to do so, means immediate termination and arrest. Felony conviction with 5 year prison sentence and no parole.

    Ending all illegal immigration and strictly limiting legal immigration would improve the United States.

    The facts no one wants to read.

    • Okay. You’re solution is to arrest any law enforcement agent that fails to deport an illegal immigrant and put them in jail for five years?

    • Hey Solutions777:

      I think you’re confusing the word “fact” with the word “opinion”. I don’t mind reading opinions. I also don’t mind reading facts. Currently, your opinions above are, wrong-minded, uninformed and unsubstantiated. Back up your opinion with some facts and I’d really be interested in what you had to say. I might even be open to a discussion.

      Your current comment is purely didactic and deserving of no response; an opinion you may not want to read.

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