I haven’t seen Sharknado yet.
“Enough Said!” Jesus. Even the poster’s snarky.
In fact, I haven’t seen any of Syfy’s original so-shitty-it’s-hilarious B movies like Mansquito or Bearvalanche (that last one might have just been a nightmare I had). Not because I think I’m above that sort of stuff. In fact, I’d probably love these movies. I just don’t have cable.
Syfy’s done plenty of these types of movies but Sharknado has really taken the internet by sharkstorm for some reason. Probably because it has Tara Reid. Everybody loves Tara Reid.
One of the biggest circulating jokes is thinking of possible sequels or Sharknado. My favorite that I’ve seen so far: Sharkcano –
image source: buzzfeed
The problem is people have it all wrong. They’re creating sequels with sharks in other things when the real star of the movie was the tornado. Why not have this for a sequel-
WHORENADO
A tornado passes over the French Quarter of New Orleans during Mardi Gras, sucking up dozens of drunken sorority girls mid-flash. These girls really go wild as the tornado flings them around town as people die from blunt force injuries and bead strangulation while many others receive Herpes.
Where’s that fake movie poster?