How To Step Parent.

Sometimes I’m asked if step parenting is an easy job. Some people ask because they don’t know what’s involved with it and some people just think I’m a little immature to have authority over children. I’m a little insulted by the second one. I’m actually quite the disciplinarian. Just yesterday Jared didn’t finish cleaning the dishes before going to bed so I left him a note this morning before going to work.



Computers have 10 keys, right?  I started counting them, got tired after 9 and just rounded up.

Computers have 10 keys, right? I started counting them, got tired after 9 and just rounded up.


Yes.  I misspelled "privileges".  I caught myself right after, was almost done with the note and thought "fuck it.  I ain't starting over".

Yes. I misspelled “privileges”. I caught myself right after, was almost done with the note and thought “fuck it. I ain’t starting over”.





That’s how you step parent.

One thought on “How To Step Parent.

  1. I feel so much better knowing that step-parenting looks remarkably like, well, parenting! And that your gifted-talented step-kid has similar issues to my normal (for some values of “normal”) ADHD kid.

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