I haven’t seen any trailers or heard anything about Dark Shadows but I heard Tim Burton’s directing it so I’m guessing it stars Johnny Depp playing some pasty faced, foppish weirdo.

Just

call







it







a







hunch.

I’m not saying Tim Burton is in love with Johnny Depp in paleface makeup but I’m not completely convinced Helena Bonham Carter isn’t just Johnny Depp in drag.

Or maybe a girl clone.