unicornbooty.com recently shared this little gem off of presidential hopeful and fetus fetishist Rick Santorum’s website.

It's an acronym!

CUM was pulled off of (or wiped up from?)Rick’s website after the internet had their way with the acronym but people were wondering how this thing got the green light in the first place? Considering his very name has become the subject of sexual humor one would think his staff would be on the lookout for obvious stuff like this. If people only knew the names of all the political projects Santorum came up with that were shot down they’d realize how this one could slip through the cracks. Here’s just a few of his aborted (metaphorically, of course) babies.

Republicans
Against
People
Ever
Acquiring
Social
Security
Rather than supporting the phasing out of social security like his more moderate repulican peers, this was a bill he introduced to allow people to physically slap the checks out of greedy seniors’ hands.

Kindness
Love
And
Nurturing
This was a plan he introduced to allow the crating of homosexuals on commercial flights. You know, to protect families.

Jury
Interrogations for
Secret
Muslims
Santorum actually just started hanging around outside congress and giving copies of this bill to senators when Obama first took office in 2009.

For more information on Rick Santorum and his policies, ask your local Santorun Educational eXtremist- Offering Federal Financial Enthusiasts No Democrats, Ever Repiblican.