Not once this year have I been worried that Mitt Romney would win this election. There have been moments that I’ve heard people defend some awful thing he’s said that made me scratch my head but never have I thought he could actually win this thing. Obama’s got this, plain and simple.
Despite my confidence in Obama winning this election, Mitt’s been at least holding his own so far but the last couple of weeks he seemed to transform from a somewhat viable candidate to a completely unelectable mess of a ruthless capitalist –
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with a complete disdain for half of the country –
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvqHERTcytI&w=560&h=315]
who either doesn’t know how healthcare works for the uninsured or doesn’t care –
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOWzn6JCmEo&w=560&h=315]
and somehow has fallen under the shadow of his charismatic running mate –
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDiN-lcYE&w=560&h=315]
Dude… what the fuck? I knew he was going down but I didn’t expect him to shoot himself in the foot this badly.
Listen, I keep telling you guys I’m horrible at photoshop. Whatever. You get the joke here.
I’m starting to feel bad for the poor guy. A recent guardian poll that utilizes an odd infographic of the two candidates holding balloons shows Obama securing 319 electoral votes to Romney’s 191 (with 12 electoral votes up for grabs). Why is Mitt still doing this? Why does he push on with all the polls against him, when every time he opens his mouth he says something dumber and more out of touch? Who does he have in his corner that gives him the confidence to keep doing this?
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Boom. Chuck Norris backs Romney.
Well, he doesn’t exactly back Romney. In fact, he didn’t even mention his name the entire video. He just implied that you shouldn’t vote for Obama because of socialism and 1,000 years of darkness.
Seriously, Mitt Romney can’t even get some wacky conservative like Chuck Norris to back him completely and Chuck Norris backed Mike Huckabee in 2008!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8&w=420&h=315]
Poor Mitt. I’d feel bad for him if he wasn’t a greed fueled robot hell bent on forcing everyone in America to wear magic underwear.
I agree with everything you said about all of Romney’s missteps and the colossal embarassment he’s making of himself.
The only part I disagree with is your confidence in Obama’s success. Yes, at the moment it’s looking good – darn good – and it’s definitely what I’m hoping and praying for, but… I think there are just enough idiots out there that we cannot relax for one second until it’s all over and done. I still talk to people who are fervent Mitt supports even though they should not be – women, senior citizens, middle class, unemployed, homosexual or otherwise not cared for by the Romney camp. They buy into the idea that Obama has “done nothing.” (Seriously?!? What planet are they on?) They think that maybe Romney might have the magic beans that get us all to the pot of gold.
We must continue to start conversations with those around us and remind everyone that fairy tales aren’t real. We’re in a big damn hole, and no politician in the world is going to fix it overnight. We’re headed in the right direction right now and we need to keep on this path.
I want magic underwear…
Jeremy K: Just go to the Magic Underwear store.
You don’t even have to show them an ID card or anything.
I think to get it activated you need to go to a Templre though.