Hello, Jena’s facebook friends and people searching for that girl in the “one weird trick” ad! It’s time once again for us to look into the site stats for this blog and see what people are typing into google to get here! I’ve done this time and time again and I never cease to be amazed and a little disgusted. Here we go!

the fuck u dairy dairy
I don’t know if this person is looking for some weird “rule 34” porn or if there’s an actual dairy called the Fuck You Dairy. Their motto: Fuck you! Eat some cheese.

what if i go for days without showering
Do you really need to ask google about this one? Speaking of questions with obvious answers –

will sriracha sauce make my butt hurt
Depends on where it goes in, really.

ways to make a child cry
So I guess there’s at least one person out there who wants to make a child cry but doesn’t know how? At least that person has the internet.

does god want us to yell on a street corner?
Of course he does. That’s why so many people do it.

what does $40 of herion look like picture
I just love the idea of the guy googling this to see if he got ripped off on his score just to come to this blog and find nothing but political rants and fart jokes.

Thanks for searching, weirdos! I hope you find whatever sick thing you’re looking for!