The Huffington post reports that Tea Party backed republican congressmen will submit a plan to…

Jesus.  Is that guy on the right supposed to be Uncle Sam or Liberace?  I get the colonial soldier on the left but what’s with the guy in the center?  Is he supposed to be Shitty Lincoln?  Are they seriously doing Lincoln now?

Anyway, Tea Party republicans are going to submit a plan to balance the debt by…

Holy shit those vests are garish even by old lady standards.  Who’s that guy on the vest on the left supposed to be?  Probably Paul Revere or some shit.
Seriously, if Elton John ate a Flag and a Disco Ball this is what his next bowel movement would look like.

Where was I?  Okay, the debt plan named “Cut, Cap and Balance” seeks to borrow another $2.4 trillion but only after –

What?  This doesn’t even make sense!  You actually get a tax credit for your kids, dumbass!  And what’s with the Indian?  Did the costume shop run out of powdered wigs and you figured the Native motif was close enough?  Are the Village People big supporters of the Tea Party?  I don’t get it.

Whatever.  The plan is going to borrow $2.4 trillion only after big and immediate spending cuts and adoption by Congress of a constitutional amendment requiring a balanced federal budget and Jesus Christ-

Alright.  That’s it.  I’m not going to take you Tea Party nutjobs seriously until you stop dressing like Bootsy Collins and Lee Greenwood had an American Flag baby.