It’s New Year’s resolution update time! I’m actually proud to report that I’ve been eating healthy. With the exception of a couple of slip ups I’ve been donut and peanut butter free. I’ve been eating salads for lunch. Actual salads! Not just crushed tacos or jello with whipped cream and marshmallows.



I was doing perfectly fine until Lays had to go and introduce three new flavors.







I know I’m supposed to be eating healthier but I have to try these new flavors. It’s my duty as an American to find out just how gross these new products are. I had to stop at 6 different gas stations to find all the new flavors so let’s get started and eat some potato chips in the morning!



I’ll review these one by one so you won’t have to go through the humiliation of buying a bag of Chicken & Waffles flavored potato chips at the store yourselves. You’re welcome.



CHEESY GARLIC BREAD
I have to admit. They actually made the chips taste like cheesy garlic bread. That’s not a good thing. I really don’t like to eat chips that are dripping with butter and leave my hands all greasy after reaching into the bag twice.
Grossness: really gross.



CHICKEN & WAFFLES
Unlike the Cheesy Garlic Bread chips, these ones don’t really taste like their source material. The package mentions chicken but all I’m getting is waffles. There’s a maple syrup flavor that just overpowers everything and makes you wonder “WHO PUT MAPLE SYRUP ON POTATO CHIPS?” as you eat them. They’re actually not that gross but this is nothing more than a novelty. Potato chips shouldn’t taste like this.
Grossness: kinda gross



SRIRACHA
I was pretty excited about this one. I love Sriracha. I’ve put sriracha on potatoes before. This just seems like it was meant to be. Unlike those garlicy, syrupy abominations I’ve eaten before, this flavor might actually stand a chance of being something you eat more than once out of pure curiosity.



This one, much like the Chicken n’ Waffles, didn’t taste like it’s namesake. Sure, it was spicy but it really didn’t have that sriracha flavor.
Grossness: Not gross, just disappointing.



Ugh. I just ate a bunch of weird chips for breakfast.