A couple weeks ago I won a digital camera at my work in a prize drawing!
I took the picture with my phone!
This is pretty exciting for two reasons. 1: I never win anything in prize drawings or raffles. 2: I’ve never owned a digital camera. Well, except for the one on my last four phones, my ipod and my laptop. This is different, though! This is just a camera! This will probably take much better quality pictures and when I walk around with a fancy looking camera slung around my neck people will stop and say “ooh, is that a professional photographer? We should hire him to take photos of our all-girl pillow fight sessions!”
Okay. Let’s crack this open and see what we’ve got.
Okay. Warranty info, ad for an online photo storage/sharing service nobody will ever use and some cords. Pretty standard.
Instruction booklet.
Jesus. This thing’s like 200 pages.
Install disk, check.
Jesus. Another install disk?
More fucking cords? This box is like a goddamn clown car.
Finally!
Christ. This almost seems like it ain’t worth the effort. I may as well just keep taking pictures of stupid stuff I see at gas stations with my phone.