I knew it. I fucking knew it. All those years of watching The Muppet Show and Muppet movies I could tell that they were brainwashing kids to grow up to be filthy, tree hugging liberals but I just couldn’t put together enough evidence to make my claims public. Thank god for Fox Business’ Follow the Money and their story on the new Muppet movie’s left leanings (click link for the video).
Busted, you bleeding heart muppets! You never had me fooled. I always knew Sweetums was just Michael Moore without his baseball cap.
If you think this is new, you’re dead wrong. The muppets have been infiltrating kids’ entertainment for years with their liberal agenda. Just look at the characters.
Animal: Obviously a long haired hippy.
Dr. Bunson Honeydew: Scientist. Probably believes in global warming and evolution.
Statler and Waldorf: Living high off social security with their balcony seat tickets.
Fozzie: Comedian. Possibly jewish.
Gonzo: Illegal alien.
It’s bad enough Sesame Street is teaching kids that poverty and AIDS exist. Figures that one of the largest corporations in the world (currently #226) would put out an anti corporation liberal agenda.
Don’t forget Janice. They don’t come more hippy than that.
But what about Sam the Eagle! His patriotism and morals are as rock solid as they come, and definitely outclass those of anyone running for the GOP nomination.
Fozzie is just a huge stereotype!
Sam the Eagle is just conservative minstrel show for the liberals to mock.
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