The country was stunned and thrilled yesterday when reports came out that three women who have been missing for over a decade were alive, healthy and soon in the arms of their loving family.



Amanda Berry, Georgina DeJesus, and Michelle Knight were allegedly held prisoner in the home of Pedro, Onil and Ariel Castro. The women were freed by neighbor Charles Ramsey after he heard screaming coming from the Castro house. Here’s a recording of the 911 call that Ramsey made –







Uh… okay. The 911 recording has become a bit of an overnight viral sensation but the important thing is that these girls are safe. Let’s take a look at a local TV interview with Charles Ramsey shortly after the rescue –







That clip… has also become an overnight viral hit but let’s focus! This is a serious matter! This man was a big part in ending a 10 year nightmare for these women. Let’s hear him set the record straight with Anderson Cooper –







Jesus. Always with the McDonald’s. It’s like his socioeconomic status holds him to a different set of standards and priorities than people who don’t have to worry about where their next meal comes from. His mannerisms and world outlook is just so DIFFERENT than real people! That’s hilarious!



Let’s take this seriously. Please. These women were most likely systematically raped over the course of a decade. They’ve had no contact with the outside world. One of them has a kid now. Let’s focus on the facts and not on Charles Ramsey’s hilarious interviews. Before you know it somebody’s going to auto-tune this –







Jesus. It hasn’t even been two days and this guy has been completely memed.







You see… It’s funny because he’s black.