So a couple of weeks ago an Oregon court released the Boy Scouts of America’s “Perversion Files”. Turns out the Boy Scouts had binders full of pedophiles that worked for them and when they would find out about molestations they’d give it the ol’ Paterno/Catholic Church treatment and just not call the cops.
Of course the Boy Scouts are going to suffer a huge hit and some people would think that the organization should be shut down but the Boy Scouts of America will continue their mission and they’ve even rolled out a new ad campaign to boost membership!
RAPE VAN
Okay seriously I saw this van like a day after I heard about the whole “perversion files” thing. Let’s see what kind of captions I can do for this picture!
Learn to tie knots so tight that no boy could wriggle free from them!
Hi, I just moved in across the street and I’m required by the state of Minnesota that scouting rules! Also, I’m a pedophile.
Didn’t make the cut as a choir boy? Join the scouts!
Join the boy scouts! It’ll be our little secret…
Got a caption of your own for the creepy scout van? Leave it in the comments section! 1 lucky winner will receive a half eaten jar of peanut butter!
So Billy, you see why homosexuality is bad? Here’s a tissue to wipe away your tears. Now don’t tell your mommy or daddy or I will hurt them.
“Would you like to learn how to pitch a tent?”
Always be prepared… to get raped.
The Van? No! Its perfect for what we do!