There was a beautiful princess that was captured by an evil warlock. The warlock wished to make her his bride but she refused. He attempted to win her with gifts, feats of magic and even threats to her family but with each attempt she simply said “only the pure have access to my heart”.
The warlock kept her locked in a tower for years. There were no doors to get in or out and only a single small window grated with iron bars but the princess never attempted to escape. When the warlock asked the princess why she didn’t even attempt to leave if she spurned his love so she replied “One day my rescuer will come and I will stand up and calmly walk out of this cold prison of yours”.
One day while the Warlock was trying in vain to win over his captive princess he heard something off in the distance. Slowly it grew louder and clearer, as if it was coming closer. “What could that be?” cried the Warlock. “There shouldn’t be anybody within miles of us!” The wizard looked into the forest but could see nothing as the sound grew louder, driving him mad. He reached out and with a wave of his hand he set the surrounding forest on fire but the sound still steadily increased as if it were coming closer! He shot lightning bolts wildly around him to try to stop the sound but nothing he did slowed it’s growing might.
He eventually pointed a finger at the princess and screamed “Is this what you want? I’ll kill her before I give her up, do you hear me? I’ll kill-” and before he could finish his sentence his head exploded. His body fell limp and hit the ground. The tower vanished in an instant and the princess floated softly to the ground. The sound that felled the wizard quieted in a slow decrescendo, putting out the forest fire as it left.
The princess knew what the sound was. It was the music of Denson & Young. She bowed her head slightly, smiled and said “thank you.”
You too can come hear the music that felled the evil wizard. Come see Denson & Young: 1000 Unicorn Whispers tomorrow night at the Comedy Corner Underground. A night of music, magic, comedy and free cookies await.