Hey, gang! Looks like the Doubletree in Bloomington charges ten bucks a day so I’m posting this from my cellphone. I’m not about to type three hundred words with my thumbs so this is all you assholes get until Monday. If you happen to be at CONvergence I’ll be at the Stand Up! Records party room (Cabana 128) telling jokes and drinking myself into an ulcer. Hooray!