Donald Trump is in the news again and of course it’s for making a dick move. You never see a news story that says “Trump Saves Puppies” or “Trump to leave science to the scientists, law to the lawyers and politics to the politicians and just leave everybody alone”. No, Trump only makes it into the news for saying or doing something awful –
For more info on Donald Trump and the Central Park Five… actually don’t look it up. It’s too depressing.
This time Trump made headlines because the NY Attorney General is suing his school for fraud.
Wait… Trump has a school? What the fuck does he teach? Probably some bullshit business thing, I guess. Let’s take a look at the article.
New York’s attorney general accused Donald Trump in a lawsuit Saturday of defrauding students who studied at the billionaire mogul’s investment institute, though Trump’s representative said a large majority of the school’s alumni were satisfied with their experience.
The $40 million civil suit alleges Trump made false claims about the school, including that he was personally involved in selecting instructors and creating the curriculum.
…wait a second.
Eric Schneiderman, the New York attorney general, said Trump had crafted a “bait and switch” with his school, using his well-known name.
“Trading on his celebrity status, Mr. Trump personally appeared in advertisements making false promises to convince people to spend tens of thousands of dollars they couldn’t afford for lessons they never got,” he wrote in a statement.
So basically, he allegedly conned people into enrolling in this school pretending to be involved with it when he really had little to nothing to do with it? Oh my God. Trump totally pulled a Kamp Krusty!
Sure I’m Trump! You’re… unemployed!
The Attorney General should agree to drop the suit if Trump agrees to take all the students he defrauded on a trip to Tijuana.