1. For you to read my blog today.



2. Forgiveness that I didn’t really generate any new content today.



3. Your attendance at my birthday roast tonight at the Comedy Corner Underground.



4. Your eyes watching this sketch I made with Jena!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDAXzAXvrgo&w=560&h=315]

Alright. I’m going to get drunk and take a nap and then get drunk again before the show tonight. Birthday!