Bill does those blog posts about what search results get people to this blog. I decided to take a look at what it is that people are looking for when they come to YoungNotions.com.

Sex. Lots and lots of sex. All the sex.

Here is a short sample of sex related search terms in the past few months, linking back to the blog post that I think got the searcher to our comedy blog.

home sex 117
home sex video 7
sexvideo 5
sex home video 3
sex video 3
homesex 2
home sex. 2

Turtle Home Sex Video

Can you guys imagine what it’s like to be looking for some good old amatuer home sex videos, dick in your hand already half hard, and instead find turtles humping shoes? This makes me giggle every time.

canada porn 12
canadian mountie porn 6
canadian porn 5
exxxtacy video thunder bay 3
süper porn canada 1
canada pick up porn 1
dudley do-her-right porn 1
june with big tits and christian canada porno 1

Canadian Porn

I’ve always wondered how Canadian porn was different than US porn. With their healthcare system, probably less STDs.

sexy sex blog 5
sexysexblog 3
sexy talk blog 3
phone talk sexily 2
sexysex.blogspot 2
sexypeaple sex 1

Sexy Sex Blog: Where Sexy People Talk Sexily About Sex

If you haven’t read this yet, go do it now. Also? 8 more years til I get to consummate my marriage!

kids fuck 9
kid fuck 1
chideren fuck.com/ 1
“kids fuck ” 1

Hey Kids! Fuck You!

Not child porn in the least. Those poor, disappointed pedophiles.

toe socks sex 8
porn with socks on both people 3
sex in toe sock 2
toe’s sock porn 1

The Things You Weirdos Type Into Search Engines Volume 473: Toe Sock Sex

This one is a blog post about how there are search engine results about toe sock sex, with a nice little love story thrown in. On the plus side, if we generate enough interest, we might be able to start a Fetishist dating website and really start raking in the dough.

food blowjob 2
blowjob contest 2
blowjob for food 1
stand-up blow job contest 1

Ames Straw Poll / Food Blowjob Contest

Because sometimes Bill goes for the low-hanging corndog.

young porn 2
porn..young 1
young sex blog 2
oh bill porn 2

THE WEBSITE ITSELF.

Look, when we decided to create a comedy site, we used our name because we’re narcissistic. We blog about sex and porn because, well, let’s face it… sex is funny. Often, it’s two people trying not to be awkward and failing horribly. It’s the kid in high school trying to be smooth and then tripping over nothing, only naked, with all his floppy bits out there. How is that not funny?

Unless you’re having sex hanging upside down in nature and stuff. THEN maybe you’re a cool and smooth as you think you are.

Our society has these weird ideals that we should all be awesome in the sack. Absolutely top-notch players, without ever having the experience to do so. As a woman, there’s a level of being good at sex, being able to “please a man” without every having pleased any man prior. Every guy should be your first guy. Men might be allowed to be studs and get practice, but come on- let’s face it- every sexual encounter is different. Not just with each individual, but each encounter with even the same person over a lifetime. Not all of them are going to be great. Sometimes, your vagina is going to make farting noises while he slips and bonks you on the head. And sometimes, when it gets really intense, and you’re both taking the whole thing way too seriously… sometimes the best thing you can do is lean into your lover’s ear and whisper “Margaret Thatcher NAKED” and burst into giggles.

By the way, “Margaret Thatcher naked” was a search engine term. Try to get *that* one out of your head.

You’re welcome.