I was reading an ironically vanilla article on CNN about fetishes and it made me think of “Rule #34.” For those who don’t know, Rule #34 of the internet states that “if it exists, there is porn/an established fetish of it” (Rules #1-33 mostly deal with not giving your bank account info to Nigerian princes).

If you search around, you’ll start to think this is true (dear god whatever you do don’t google image search “clown porn”) but there are certain exceptions. Patrick Bauer has a joke about how nobody fetishizes condoms but I think there’s more out there. Specifically, Ben Stein talking about the economy.

Seriously. Listen to this and I guarantee you won’t be turned on.

I rest my case. Feel free to leave a comment about anything else that’s impossible to fetishize.