Hey, Billkateers!  My entire day will be spent cleaning the bedroom as a birthday present for my wife since I don’t have any money and suck at making macaroni pictures.  So instead of a new blog here’s a link to some of my old favorites.  Check them out!

I Review Shark Night 3D Without Watching It. What the movie should have, could have been.

Dear Rep. Phillip Hinkle; It Gets Better. A letter of encouragement to an anti gay secret gay politician. Dan Savage approved!

The Licker. Pilot Episode. When you’re a detective staring down the barrel of a murder, your sense of taste can be your biggest weapon.

Tea Costume Party. A look into one of the many, many reasons the Tea Party isn’t taken seriously.

The First Chapter of My New Detective Novel “Al Ucard: P.V.I.” The vampiric tale of a vampire detective who harbors a dark vampirey secret. He’s a vampire.

Click the links and take a stroll down memory lane with home grown blogs made with love. Just like your mom blogged.