I didn’t watch the MTV Video Music Awards this weekend for many, many reasons. The two biggest being I don’t give a shit and I don’t have cable. Apparently I missed out, though, because I guess Miley Cyrus went insane, stripped down and molested stuffed bears with a foam finger while getting banged by Robin Thicke or something.
It’s on the front page of CNN. Buzzfeed’s got like 25 different articles up about it already. It was obviously quite the spectacle. Well might as well see what everybody was talking about.
That was quick
Well, considering it was the top autocomplete when I just type in the letter “m” I guess I’m not the first person to seek this out. Let’s check out the video.
DAMN YOU, VIACOM!
Alright. Let’s check some of these other videos. Maybe they’ll have the performance.
What the fuck was that and how did it get over half a million views? Alright. Let’s try again.
Oh, come on! These people are just describing what happened in the video. They’re not adding any jokes or opinions. If you’re going to do nothing more than describe the video and offer some aside like “isn’t that weird” then just show me the fucking video and I’ll see that it’s weird for myself.
Well, looks like I’m not going to be able to see anything beyond little snippets and .gifs. I guess the next best thing is to watch the messed up music video of the song she performed at the VMAs.
In this video, Miley’s engaging in a bizzare, “Molly” fueled party. It’s really weird OH GOD I’M NO BETTER THAN THOSE YOUTUBE REACTION ASSHOLES.
