A Huffington Post Article from today reports that Dick Cheney’s Memoir, “In My Life”, he urged bush to bomb a suspected nuclear reactor in 2007. Here’s some other facts leaked from the memoir.

* Chapter five is just a list of the names of 99 other senators he wished he had told to fuck off.

*Location of stash of Nazi gold.

* Heart attacks 3, 4 were just an excuse to spend time with cute nurse in Cardiology.

* The pride he felt teaching President Bush to ride a bicycle.

* Was molested by Nixon when serving as a staffer for Donald Rumsfeld in 1969.

* Was “totally embarrassed” when he and Pope Benedict both dressed as Emperor Palpatine for the 2007 Illuminati Halloween Party / Costume Contest.

* That “it takes some serious King Kong balls” to shoot somebody in the face and have them apologize for it.

*Valerie Plame’s current whereabouts.

*15 pages of scowling photographs.

google image search "Dick Cheney". The real scary ones are when he's smiling.

The memoir is expected to be released next week.  Buy it wherever horrible books are sold.