Socialist website MSNBC recently reported that a giant “ice island” is about to break off the Peterman glacier in Greenland. Showing their elite, liberal bias they’re quoted as saying the ice island is about “twice the size of Manhattan island”. A Manhattan is the standard unit of liberal land measurement.

These America hating satanists (oops. I mean scientists!) are stating that the glacier is melting off at an “alarming rate” and trying to convince hard working middle class Americans like you that it’s a bad thing.

Let me get this straight. I’m supposed to worry about some ice melting when my country is under attack from mexicans, homosexuals and terrorists? Tell you what, Center for Glaciology, I’ll give you some ice. I’ve worked hard enough without anybody’s help to afford a freezer with ice trays. Better yet, this is a free market. I can just go to the store and buy some ice without any government handouts.

The pinko whackos,using fear mongering tactics to convince people of their “theories”, stated that this was yet another piece of evidence for climate change. They stated “Take a step back from these individual pieces and we see a mosaic that could not be clearer. Our world is becoming less hospitable with every passing year.”

You don’t like the weather here on Earth then get the hell out or turn up the air conditioner.