Poor David Letterman.  The man’s had a pretty rough run for a billionaire.  First he has a quintuple bypass, then a kidnapping plot, an extortion plot, a messy public affair and now a bunch of jihadists want to “cut out his tongue” because of some jokes he made about Osama Bin Laden.

Let me be the first to say that I think the jihadists are overreacting on this. When was the last time any of these muslim extremists took a look at the infidel offense/retribution scale?  It’s a bit imbalanced.

Desecration of holy land = KILL THE INFIDEL

Slander of Allah = KILL THE INFIDEL

Cut off in traffic = KILL THE INFIDEL

Left the toilet seat up = KILL THE INFIDEL

They also got Letterman’s religion wrong.  Several times he was referred to as “jew” and “zionist pig”.  Listen, Mr. Crazy Terrorist, just because somebody makes fun of Osama Bin Laden, works in the entertainment industry and has short curly hair doesn’t mean he’s Jewish and what’s so wrong about being Jewish, anyway?  That’s racist.  Don’t be racist.

I apologize if any jihadists take offense to this (I’m only assuming that a lot of extremists read this blog) but if you have a problem, feel free to offer a crazy empty death threat because I could totally use the free press.