So yesterday I had an email exchange with “Larry Bob”.  Larry Bob wanted to buy things that I do not sell.  Larry Bob may have had the wrong email address.  Larry Bob may have been fucking with me.  We’ll never know.  Such is the mystery of Larry Bob.  Below is the entire email exchange.  

 

Hello,
I am Mr.Larry and would like to order (Bobbin Leg Table
)and whatwould be the price for each unit so that i can Quote you with the
Quantity i want to order..Also what types of credit card do you accept as
payment..?Thank you and reply ASAP

Monday – Friday………………..10:00am-7:00pm
Saturday – Sunday………………………………..11:00am-6:00pm

Office Phone:———-
Extension:——

 

 

Reply
Bill! to larry
show details 12:25 PM (22 hours ago)

Sorry, sir but you got the wrong guy. I don’t sell tables or anything like that. Perhaps you have the wrong email.

 

 

larry bob to me
show details 12:41 PM (22 hours ago)

WHAT DO YOU HAVE ?

 

 

Reply
Bill Young Bill@youngnotions.com via gmail.com to larry
show details 1:05 PM (21 hours ago)

Easy, pal. I don’t have bobbin leg tables. I don’t even know what they are. I don’t sell things.

 

 

Reply
larry bob to Bill
show details 1:26 PM (21 hours ago)

where are you located?

 

 

Reply
Bill Young Bill@youngnotions.com via gmail.com to larry
show details 1:37 PM (21 hours ago)

Minneapolis. I don’t see how that’s relevant, though as I’m clearly not the person you are trying to contact.

 

 

Reply
larry bob to Bill
show details 2:15 PM (20 hours ago)

Can we be friends?

 

 

Reply
Bill Young Bill@youngnotions.com via gmail.com to larry
show details 2:43 PM (20 hours ago)

I don’t know, Larry Bob. Do you really want to be friends with someone who can’t provide you with Bobbin Leg Tables? I feel like I won’t live up to your standards and you’ll start typing at me in all caps again.

I’ve been hurt before, Larry Bob. Don’t toy with my heart.

 

 

Reply
larry bob to Bill
show details 3:15 PM (19 hours ago)

I just want us to be friends not about bussiness okay im in colorado i can call you now when you email back with your number

 

 

Reply
Bill Young Bill@youngnotions.com via gmail.com to larry
show details 3:46 PM (19 hours ago)

Why the hell not? You can reach me at 612-867-5309

 

 

I still haven’t heard from him.  Maybe I should have given him my actual phone number.