Let’s Sell a Cracked iPod!

The other day I won a TV at work but I already have a TV so I took it back to Best Buy and got myself a new iPod instead. The only problem I have now is what do I do with my old, cracked iPod? Looks like it’s time to make a craigslist ad to sell it! Here we go!



CL minneapolis hennepin co for sale / wanted electronics – by owner
Reply to: craigslist reply address will appear here Posted: 5 minutes ago
WANT AN IPOD TOUCH BUT DON’T HAVE MONEY? – $25 (UPTOWN)

rocky

HOW ABOUT YOU BUY A CRACKED IPOD FOR 1/10TH THE PRICE OF A NOT CRACKED ONE?

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THAT’S RIGHT! I’M SELLING MY CRACKED IPOD. I BUSTED MY RAD BONE AND CAN’T HANDLE HOW FUCKING AWESOME THIS THING IS SO I’M READY TO SELL IT TO A WORTHY ADVENTURER.

SPECS:
*4TH GENERATION. SURPASSES THREE GENERATIONS OF IPOD TOUCHES.
*IOS 6. THE ONE THAT HAD ALL THE CRAZY INACCURATE MAPS.
*8 GIGS. STORE OVER 1,000 COPIES OF VAN HALEN’S “PANAMA”
davidleeroth
*PERFECT WORKING CONDITION (aside from the occasional “panic” reboot)

BENEFITS FOR HAVING A CRACKED IPOD:
*IT LOOKS BADASS. CHICKS DIG SCARS. TELL GIRLS YOU BROKE IT FIGHTING NINJAS AND WATCH THE WAVE OF PUSS SWEEP OVER YOU.
*USE IT AS A SELF DEFENSE TOOL. SOMEBODY TRIES TO MUG YOU? BOOM. THEY GET 8 GIGS OF BROKEN GLASS AND VAN HALEN SONGS IN THEIR FACE.
*NOBODY TRIES TO STEAL A CRACKED IPOD. SERIOUSLY. I’VE JUST LEFT IT IN MY UNLOCKED CAR IN THE WORST NEIGHBORHOODS.

EMAIL ME TO UNLOCK YOUR FUTURE DESTINY AS AN OWNER OF A CRACKED IPOD TOUCH.
Location: UPTOWN
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Hurry and contact me while this amazing deal is available!