Let’s beat the bush right in it’s stupid bush face. We’ll beat it with a stick lined with brass tacks to really hammer in that we’re getting straight to the point. We’ll get right down to the business of beating the bush with brass tacks, solidifying the fact that we’re not straying from the thing that we set out to talk about.



I’m not going to take forever to get to the point because I fucking hate when people do that. Especially when that person initiated the conversation. Unlike those assholes, I understand that your time is valuable and I’m not going to waste it talking in circles. Stupid, unnecessary circles that have no reason for existing that just get conjured up because somebody who is talking to you can’t simply spit it out! It’s infuriating!



See, that’s why I’m a straight shooter. I don’t dance around subjects because I don’t want to waste people’s time. If I got something to say, I just up and say it. No bullshit, no dilly-dally. It’s just the way I was raised and it’s just how I am. I don’t mess around.



When I talk to you, I’m going to talk about the thing I set out to talk about. I’m not going to take you for a ride full of twists and turns to eventually get you to the subject I wanted to talk about, It’s a straight shot from point A to point B.



My point is this: I’m doing a show at the Comedy Corner Underground this Friday and Saturday with the delightful Kathleen O’Brien, Richard Simones and Robert Fones. I’d love to see you there. You can get tickets online here and/or check out the facebook event where I wrote a fanciful fake description of the show here. Shows are Friday at 8:00 and Saturday at 8:00 and 10:00.



See, isn’t everything just easier when you cut the bullshit?