Alright kids! Time for a new recurring post theme called “Topical Joke Barrage!” where I take a story out of the news and see how many different jokes I can make based on that premise! Let’s begin!

News story: Rotten Egg Smell Engulfs Southern California.



Guess the wind must have kicked up while Kim Kardashian had her legs open near the beach. Bam!

Looks like a wind must have blown through the beach while Paris Hilton sunbathed with her legs open. Boom!

I heard Lindsay Lohan was at the beach with her legs open when a wind blew through. Zing!

Must have been a wind that passed through Katy Perry’s legs while they were open at the beach. Ba-dum-dum!

It appears a wind picked up at the beach while Jonah Hill’s legs were open. Bing!

Seems Snooki was relaxing with her legs open while a wind blew threw the beach and subsequently, her legs. Kaboom!

Nicki Minaj beach wind legs open. Blam!

Something something beep bop doodily bip Miley Cyrus. Queef!

(celebrity names courtesy of tmz.com and jezebel.com).