Ladies and gentlemen, Jared is sick, Bill’s mom is visiting, and he has his court date (remember when Bill went to jail) AND a gig tonight (at a casino). However, there is new content on Vilificationtennis.com today. Make sure to check out the Dear Frigid Slut column, written by yours truly. That’s right- I am Frigid Slut. If you have any questions for Frigid Slut, please send them to frigidslut@vilificationtennis.com

Bill will be back tomorrow with more hilarious postings. Or else.

NOTE: Frigid Slut is NSFW. In case blatant isn’t your forte.