I’m not proud to admit this but I used to be an internet troll. I would get the biggest fucking high off of finding people with ridiculous viewpoints and pretending to agree with them so they would say ridiculous things. At one point I even started up a fake livejournal account for a girl named Ana_Mal, the pro-anorexic goth vegan wiccan cutter furry. She works at Petsmart and doesn’t like people judging her. It’s been a while since I’ve recycled any old blogs so here’s one of her posts.
| happy birthday fatty. | [May. 30th, 2006|01:18 pm] |
| today is my birthday… i didn’t want to make a big deal of it but all my coworkers at petsmart kept wishing me a “happy birthday” and even bought cupcakes… they brought me into the breakroom and sang happy birthday and actually wanted me to eat one of the cupcakes! i told them i was vegan and couldn’t eat the cupcakes (not that i’d eat cupcakes anyway)… everybody just gave me that judging look that i’m so used to when i tell people i’m vegan… i just wanted to crawl into a hole and die…
so i haven’t cut myself in 10 days but this was just too much so i thought i’d do a quickie in the bathroom… the problem is that i didn’t have any razors on me so i swiped a cat brush from a display and raked it across my thigh but it didn’t really bleed as much as it just looked red and irritated… here’s a poem i wrote- open… naked… |
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It was fun but started to get a little too real when girls started instant messaging me for “thinspirations”.