I Don’t Even Know What Angle to Take on This Whole “Duck Dynasty” Thing.

Phil Robertson, star of the wildly popular sitcom “Duck Dynasty”, stated in an interview with GQ that he thinks homosexuality is wrong and the internet has fucking exploded over it. He’s been suspended from the show, there’s campaigns to get him back on, he’s released statements saying that he loves everybody etc. etc.



Here’s the thing. I don’t know how to approach this. There’s way too many angles. What do I do?

Do I berate him for having such backwards, regressive views?

Do I point out that it’s obvious that some bible thumping, camo-wearing swamp dweller is going to think homosexuality is wrong?

Do I make fun of the comment itself because he sounded like a second grader talking about how he didn’t want poop on his wee wee?

Do I rage at the fact that a reality show about millionaire hillbillies shouldn’t be this popular to begin with?

sitcoms are okay, though.

sitcoms are okay, though.

Do I defend him because even though I don’t agree with his views, he’s still entitled to think whatever he wants about gay people as long as he’s not harming them?

Do I just not care because I’ve never even seen Duck Dynasty and just keep living my life?

OH GOD SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT OPINION I SHOULD HAVE ABOUT THE “DUCK DYNASTY” CONTROVERSY!